Teacher: Cook?
Cook: Yes, Sir?
Teacher: Have you got your homework?
Cook: Yes, I have, Sir.
Teacher: Super! And where's your homework?
Cook: It's at home, Sir.
Teacher: Why is it at home?
Cook: Because it's HOMEwork, Sir!
Něco na tom je
..proč nosit domácí úkoly do školy když jsou to domácí úkoly?!