Mafia collector
27.Leden 2009The mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all
the private businesses that they were 'protecting'. Feeling the heat
from the police force, they decided to use a deaf person for this
job--if he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to
the police what he was doing.
On his first week, the deaf collector picks up over $50,000. He gets
greedy, decides to keep the money and stashes it in a safe place.
The mafia soon realizes that their collection is late, and sends some
of their hoods after the deaf collector. The hoods find the collector
and ask him where the money is. The guy can't communicate with them, so
the mafia drags him to an interpreter.
The mafia hood says to the interpreter, "Ask him where da money is."
The interpreter signs, "Where's the money?"
The deaf replies, "I don't know what you're talking about." The
interpreter tells the hood, "He says he doesn't know what you're
talking about."
The hood pulls out a .38 gun and places it in the ear of the deaf
collector. "NOW ask him where da money is." The interpreter signs,
"Where is the money?"
The deaf man replies, "The $50,000 is in Central Park, hidden in the
third tree stump on the left from the West 78th Street gate."
The interpreter says to the hood, "He says he still doesn't know what
you're talking about, and doesn't think you have the balls to pull the
trigger."
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