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Pretty cool shit happens in the new year

hey yo yo, what's up?

  • Hey guys, I've just decided I will be writing the shit just in English 'cause you know I keep on forgetting that stuff what I've learnt in Aussie and on the other hand you can learn some shit from this too...it's like win win. Ok, so let's start with the news after the new year's celebration because that was just boring - not everything, though. But it truly was. Okay, as you all know I wouldn't start the story without playing a song along. So there you go. It' a pretty fuckin' cool song from yesterdays rising featuring Cove -saosin's singer.






  • it had been a few days after what I got pretty bored. It was like to be on utterly awkward and painful holiday, I was like "Man, what the fuck?!!". Despite that fact, though. I tried to enjoy it as much as I could which didn't work out at all. And there came second "Man, what the fuck?!!". therefore in the awesome end I got sick. It was a day before I had to go to my work in Prague. Unfortunately, the illnes got me so much that I had to stay at home following about one week longer holiday. At least something positive, but hey, I still had to stay in bed almost the whole time, metaphoricaly speaking, yeah, not really :). I would say, the last weekend wasn't so bad. Even if I can do better ;)
  • Okay, let's move to the real point of this article. So, after I'd got well I went to Prague which was yesterday, actually.. I got here about  3pm, started to unpack my stuff and then I was just chillin', you know. Then I realized I forgot my mobile in the car which was a thing that didn't make me any happier, more the opposite, unfortunately. Thereafter I was just waiting untill a lesson with my neighbour had started. It was about 7 o'clock. My roommate had some visit. That guy was a monk. In that case I had to go teaching to the flat of my neighbour. After almost two hours, lesson finished. I went back to my flat to make some dinner. My neighbour and that guy were in the kichen while I was cooking there. Man, they were talkin' about religious stuff. Maybe, I didn't mention that my roommate is pretty fucking religious. So yeah....kinda weird....I ate my dinner and went out to have a little head what I put into my little cute Aussie-pipe. Had a smoke, had a cigarette and got inside because outside was like fuckin' freezin' and then it happened, My awfully religious roommate was telling me: "Martin, do you have some weed?"  I was like "yeah man, I got some" sayin' that with that adorable smiley face of mine after that little cute pipe what I was havin' outhere. Then he asked me if I could roll some. I nodded and did so. I rolled it up and went with these guys out to have a little smoke, that monk smoked also, he was like 40 yrs and has been a monk for a 20 years. the group consisted of a heavy believer, a monk, a gay guy and me a nice good-looking guy working as a teacher. Everybody is over thirty already. After a little leggy leg we rolled to the pub to have some beer. Man, I was pretty waffled and stoned that I couldn't wait to get home and watch some awesome movie, this time I picked up A journey to the center of the earth...yeah, I can say it was pretty good movie.
  • Yeah, that was my first Prague's day in this year, pretty wicked, aye?
  •     And right now I'm stoked and kinda not able to handle this any longer. It looks like I'm headin' to bed, yeah, it looks that way, it really does. But wait a sec, i'm getting some message from field of my politeness that is tellin' me I should wish you "good night and sweet dreams." Got it?......lucky one ;)
  •  hey, let's move our nice shapely bottoms to bed and have some sleep, maybe, watch some movie.
Okay, See ya suckers
Sir Martini Hospy Jr.

hey, as master says: I don't give a shit, man. No no, dude. No fucking way, man. And I meant it.

Hey you really going nucking futs bro..just think about everyone whos read you article, you¨re not in Oz land..even I dont understand few words..but the word "wafflet" is funny and full of memories.you know..see ya sucker

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