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• How are you today???
• Today, before you read this article, you have to listen to this band.... it's called "Iwrestledabearonce

• Ok, my travelling starts in London. I went there by bus which was full of gypsy...maaaan, what a mess and smell were on the bus...disgusting.... But I survived and that's important...

• The journey took me 15 hours or more. Before I left for London I'd found accommodation at one teacher's house, his name is John Wright, he's very kind and so generous...I spent at John's 3 nights. If you want to look him up, you'll find him on couchsurfing.com, it's a pretty good website how to find free accommodation.

• When I arrived I tried to meet my friend Paja from Chomutov....and I did...she showed me around and also recommended me some places which I will write about in this artictle, but before I met her, I'd met some surfer there, he came to mw to light his cigarette and we started to talk, he was a really nice guy, then I met Paja...... We went to St. James' park and that's a truly cool place to spend afternoon..we feeded  squirrels....Man, they come so close to you...amazing feeling.....She showed me Big Begn, The house of parlament, some churches and Buckingham Palace. I was so tired and I aslo had to meet with John. Unfortunately, I got lost at train stations a few times. It was horrible, we had to put off our meeting about 40 minutes. Then I got to Kingston where John lives. I have to say, although he's a teacher yet he's a very messy person, I made a video, which I was going to put here, but I found out, that I might have deleted from a camera, because I can't find it. That was my first day.

 

• On my second day, I decided that I'll try to walk around the London. I started at 10 o'clock and finished at 10:30pm. I saw London Eye, few churches and I visited one pub where I ordered my first English beer, what a bummer I forgot the brand of it. There was no place to sit, so I had to ask one guy if I could join him. He agreed. I started to talk to him, what beer he drinks, what his job is etc etc. He turned out to be a journalist that travels around the world. it was a nice talk, I finished my beer and kept on doing sights. Man, you definitely have to check out Oxford street, it's full of shops if you would like to look like a english bitch, go for it. I finished walking around and went home, I was so tired I just both a couple of beer and fell asleep. Yeah, I didn't tell you that the temperature in John's house is about 14-16°C, I was sleeping like a baby, though.

• My third day, I did laundry and I was invited to one party, but more than party it was a dinner. ...People were kinda douchebags there, but I didn't care, there were 3 czech people and 2 slovakia guys. we had salmon for dinner...so licious. I enjoyed so much.We went to O'neal's which is a club you have to visit. Live band plays there, I don't know how often but it was cool, they played pop-rock hits like "all small things- Blink 182, Coldplay songs, black eyed peace, The vines and so many others. We went smoking. I rolled a little joint and we got really really stoned. Paja was really wasted that she went inside and I stayed on the roof and started talking with three italian girls, maaan, we had so much fun and we really got along with each other that we exchanged our facebooks. Then I left them to find Paja and Peter...Paja was lost, she didn't make to Peter and he was kinda pissed. He started looking for her and I was so wasted that I started dancing and just had fun...Peter found Paja, she was wasted as they went home, but I stayed and partied till late. I met 7 irish guys, I would say that all of them were gays and one of them looked like  Richard Gere, He gave me a nasty suggestion, but I politely told him that I'm not a gay and after that he was fine. I was partying with those guys, they bought me beers and they were so nice to me...I guess they tried to make me to get laid with them, but no fucking way, man...I'm totally straight. Around 3 or 4am I left for home, I found the right bus stop right away and then I took also the right bus. The way to Kingston lasts one hour from center of London and then It took me another hour to find John's house. Man, I was so lost and desperate that I got thoughts like "Man, fuck it, If  I don't  find the right direction to John's house in 5 min I'm gonna sleep  at some park or under some stairs...I don't wish you to experience this. Horrible situation.

 

•  The fourth day was a day when John was leaving for a trip to Germany. He left his house, but he allowed me to stay there till 3pm. I already had settled another sleep-over at my friend's house from Chomutov, her name is Leona. I still had keys from his flat, but I didn't want sleep there, because it was too risky for me, but I was normally there during a day. In the afternoon, I had a meeting with Leona and her boyfriend, we went for beer. It was a really nice evening. We ended up that night with a little joint. Leo has a car from Czech here. She was driving us to her house and we fell asleep.

• On Monday, I went from her house to John's house to have a shower and change clothes. That day  I was so lazy that I didn't want to do anything, but despite this fact I went for beer with Jarda(Leo's boyfriend). We went to Gazeboo in Kingston, a nice pub without music, a bit strange, right? We were sitting, talking, drinking and suddenly Jarda's friend passed us by and then I figured out that I know that girl from my high school. Man, what a coincidence, aye? we kept on talking, drinking when one acquaintance of Jarda came there. I felt like in Czech, you know. Those guys left and I stayed alone with Jarda, we went in the pub, because outside was getting kinda cold and we were waiting there for his friend. After a few minutes she came and left the pub and went  to some rock club...In a while we were 5 people. We were playing a pool and we had so much fun....then we went home.

• On Tuesday I decided I will leave London and head for Brighton. When I leave Brighton I will write an article about it.

• My friends, that's gonna be all for today and I'm gonna have in Brighton now. See you in Kotelna in one month.

Bye suckers........

Kdo asi: Hospy v 20:00 | | Comments bitch

Hey friends of mine!!!!

• how you doin'??? long time no see, aye? Let's talk a little :)I'm not gonna write about summer holiday, though. Imagine what I would  write here about it ;), damn, just nasty and filthy stuff and that's not what I'm intented to mention here.

• I just can tell my holiday was awesome...one of the best...hell yeah. Anyway, my departure out of the Czech republic is coming. not even one month remains me to leave this country. I'm going to England, still do not know where exactly, though..but I'll figure it out soon...as it says: the sooner the better.

• As I was writing about my life in Australia I'll do the same when I'm in England. But this time I try to give you guys some advice and tips...

That's all folks

Kdo asi: Hospy v 10:24 | | Comments bitch

Hey dudes & chicks!!!!

• How you doin' these days???

• I'm so excited like never. I'm back in CV and waitin' for the biggest action in Europe.  I put here a list of band that will play there. Here it is, but first of all you have to listen to my favorite song from A day to remember. Hope you like it.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Rock am Ring - Rock im Park
  5th – 7th June 2009

2raumwohnung
Alexisonfire
All That Remains
And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
Basement Jaxx
Biffy Clyro
Billy Talent
Black Stone Cherry
Bloc Party
Bring Me The Horizon
Chester French
Chris Cornell
Dir En Grey
DragonForce
Dredg
Enter Shikari
Esser
Expatriate
Five Finger Death Punch
Flogging Molly
Gallows
Guano Apes

• So, what do you think about the spielplan???? wicked, right? Yeah,  It's awesome. I guess I will experience one of the most amazing things in my life.... ou yeah.....

Gotta go, scare ya later, bitches....

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Kdo asi: Hospy v 14:36 | | Comments bitch

Hey folks!!!

• How you doin there???? long time no see, bitches.

• Before I start writing I give you a song from Metro station. It's pleasant and it's a party song.
  
  
  
  

• Rock am Ring. Ou yeah. Guys there is gonna be shitload of bands.Just few of them for instance: Alexisonfire, All that remains, bloc party, Billy talent, bring me the horizon, Enter shikari, hollywood undead, killswitch engage, Limp bizkit, Korn, Slipknot, The Prodigy, Guano Apes, Papa roach, Marilyn Manson, The subways, Trivium. it's a three-day festival. from 5th May to 7th May.. It's gonna be the most brutal action........
  

• Many new things have happened to me and I don't regret it. Just read between the lines :)

• I gotta say, I've been through a lot of pleasant things recently.....First of all is what is written in the previous article and that is a gig of Escape the fate....maaaan, that was just mind-blowing. Maan, that was a feeling. You know, it's like when you see someone in TV you start to like his work and what he is doing, you start to admire him, then you become his fan....afterwards you really want to see him "live" like he plays with his guys and rock...I was so pleased when I saw them.......and in addition I've got a picture with that singer...That's fuckin' brutal, maaan.....

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Hey guys...how are you doing???

• A few actions are coming up....

• The First one is in Chemnitz on 20th March. It's like 70km from Chomutov...this is fucking close, man. I'm coming, that's gonna be an awesome show with 36 crazyfists. This is a really clear metalcore band. Myspace

• The second one is in Prague in Music bar Lucerna with Escape the fate and Emery. Dude, you are not going to miss this, are ya? It's on 13th April and that's gonna be huge......The picture looks like they play some old school metal shit but the opposite is the truth. It's really cool music....The guitarist looks weird but his playing is pretty fucked-up...The singer has many kinds of positions of his voice, this singer belongs to the best ones.........Myspace

• And now one new from me. A few days ago, I met one guy in Rock cafe. My friend told him that I played drums, then I had a word with him and he asked me if I want to play drums in one band. I said: of course, man. So I gave my number to that guy and he will give my number to a guy who needs a drummer....That band is Jaksi Taksi....I'm having a meeting with that guy on Monday and we will see what will happen....maybe it will work out....

• that's all for today....see you soon...Martini Hospy Jr.
  

Kdo asi: Hospy v 18:29 | | Comments bitch

Hey guys, how are youdoin’?

• It’s timeto write you about  last week which was pretty fucked up…..Actually two weeks…

But, what about some pretty song? For a change ;) Today I want to play a song from a band "a day to remember". just listen :)

• Let’s get back to last Sunday. I had a meeting with girl from Prague. It was the first time we had seen each other. We’re talking kinda a lot and that girl seemed to me pretty nice, you know, like talkative and fine. we got pretty  smashed, really, we were drinking kinda pretty much despite of that fact it was Sunday. We were sitting in the club called“znama firma”. It’s cool for chillin’. There were sitting two guys getting high. They pass a joint…Maaan, I got wasted. We went home about 3 or 4…I dunno.There was one thing I had known, though. I had to get up fucking early next morning.  I can get over things liket hese easily. Monday evening,  My friend asked me to go to  Beer factory. I say:Shit, sounds cool, I haven’t been there yet. So, my friend, her roommate and me went to  Beer factory… You know what is an interesting thing about the beer factory, that every table has its own tap which is a thing I’ve never seen before. It really got me. You know, when you want beer you don’t have to look for a waiter, you don’t have to bother him,nothing like this. Of course, when you want to drink Mojito, Pinacolada, sheep shit or whatever, obviously you have to go to a bar and ask for it. There’salso a monitor which is counting how much beer each table has drunk, you can see your score on the big screen. I can say. We got a little bit drunk and westart dancing. Maaaan, the way we were dancing....wild and fierce J .Tuesday was a free day for me so there’s nothing to mention about that day.Let’s get to Wednesday. I had a meeting with one cool guy I’ve written before.He’s called Kali. We went for drink to the club called “B3”. The club is cool,not too big, not too small, just fine. I don’t know if it’s weird, but it look slike Prague’s people like neither communicating nor playing table-football.They are just trying to be so cool they forget about the world about themselves….it’s their way, I’m not buying it. On Thursday, I had a meeting with a friend from Sunday….We were also kinda drinkin’, not like the last time.That was just into a good released mood.

• On Friday,I went to Chomutov. It was like ages for me what I’ve been to CV. So I reached that decision I really gotta  enjoy thetime there. We set a little meeting and got together. We went to “Britishclub”. It’s a fine club, the beer there is just sort of warm, though. We rolleda few joints and got pretty wasted. We found out that There was a concert inthe theater. We got there. The band which were playing there was called “wasteof time” & I would say if you spend you time on watching them like 20minutes it’s “real waste of time”. We got back to British club and talking tilllate. I met one girl, I’ve met her three times, but somehow I don’t know hername…..how’s that possible. Saturday night was so cool, dude. Like I wanted to a party, but as usual my friends were tired….over the time what I was trying to find someone, one of my friend says: I can go for beer, but nothing special, yeah, I’m kinda destroyed from Friday night….So we went for beer to “snakebar”. We had a few beer, literally. He went home and I decided I would go to“Admiral”. I went in, walking to the cloak room to leave there my stuff and suddenly I meet one of my friend…she said: Who are you here with? I said: I’m here alone, I just got here. she: okay, follow me.  And right away I was among very fine people. It was beautifully spent Saturday night.  Maan, I was like dancing the whole time, metaphorically speaking, of course. But yeah, I was dancing pretty much of that time.

Next weekwas kinda lazier than the previous one. Just read and see.

• My students just finished one level and that’s a reason why we have to go to the pub together. I have a student and he is a drummer in a band called “proxima”,  he’s a cool dude. SO we’re sitting and talking about music, and he said to mehe has a concert, so I promised him I’ll come.…Together, there were about  10 students of mine. It was very nice time.I like them, they were fine, what a bummer, that I won’t see them anymore, except some coincidence and the concert of my student.

• But the real night came on Thursday. Couple of girls invited me to the Beerfactory,  and the time when I was leaving my home my friend Matous called me that he’s around the place where Ilive. He said what I am doing tonight, I told him what I write above. I said:you can join us….and it was great he did so. We got there around 15min to 11pm and girls were leaving around midnight. Before, I didn’t expect anything big, but I got the mood to party. The girls left, me and Matous finished beer in beer  factory and went to Rock caffee. It’s a goddamn good place. You know what’s funny. I was sitting  at our table and saw one guy…I was sure I knew him. Then that guy and his friends were about to leave, he was passing by our table, he stopped right there.

He goes like: Hey dude, I know you.

I say: Hey man, I know you too.

Him: Where do I know you from?

Have you ever been to Chomutov? I asked

He answered: no, never. And have you ever been to Pardubice?

I said: No,never.

Him: Where on Earth do I know you from? He said.

I said: I don’t know, man, but I know that I know you from somewhere, man.

He left andwe didn’t find out where we knew each other from.

After thatI was sitting with Matous and drinking beer. One unknown  guy came to our table and sat down.

He said tome: Hey, I know you.

I was like:Hey man, Maybe I’ve seen you somewhere before.

I saw you at Dillinger escape plan’s concert. He said

I said: no way, man, I wasn’t there, man.

He said: I don't know, then.

• we didn’t find out where the hell we have met before. It didn’t matter, though.We kept on drinking. After that, me, unknown guy and Matous went to the club called Vagon, because Rock caffee was closing. We’re sitting in Vagon club and drinking beer. After while that unknown guy went home and we were there  just me and Matous….We wanted to pick upsome girls, but there were no girls, just one, but with her mum of what. It was about 4am. Matous started dancing with that old women and I went to toilet and then I joined them….We were dancing for a little while…then we had to leave because this club was closing too…. We left Vagon and went to Vaclavske namesti. It was something before 5am. We went to the strip club cabaret. Fuckman….One small beer cost 190, it’s fucking expensive, even though you get the second beer for free…still no good for me. We were sittin around the stage where the girls were dancing….I felt like El Bunda in Married with children like he went with  his neighbor to the place like this….you could see like people were begging…..pleading for one touch, not literally, but you could see that in their faces….horny bastards….at the end there was a strip show….that was kinda funny… two girls were dipping tongues between their legs, slapping their asses and shit like this….that was fun…..after that we went to McDonald's to eatsome healthy food….ou yeah…..after that….we went home….I got home at 7am  and I had to get up at half past 8, cool,right? As I say to myself everytime after nights like these…Martin!! You can handle it at least once….and I’m right…cause, you know….when you go sleep very late and have to get up soon….you feel crappy like the first 20 minutes after waking up, then you are at ease…..even without coffee, How do I know that?? Cause I drink no coffee, motherfucker…… if you do and you feel shit, stop drinking coffee….you know,  a lot of people thing that coffe makes you up….yeah that’s true…for like one hour, though….then you feel worse….consider that situation……

• Yesterdaynight was also chillin night…..it was brutal, though….I went to Kali’s flat….werolled one and watched some old-school movie which was really hilarious, I forgot the name but it’s something like Chech and chong….fucking funny….you gotta watch that…Maaaan, I was wasted….wuffled, smashed, hummered…..etc….etc…..Guys, yesterday, when I went from Kali’s flat I got lost like 3 times….notliterally lost…but I was confused by traffic and also by w..d    I was like looking at the schedule  of the bus….I was sure that I would take the right one….then I got on…And the train incidently somewhere change the direction….so I got off….Went to the opposite station…looking carefully at the bus schedule….I was ensuring myself like…Yeah this number is mine…..And it happened again….I took a wrong bus….Dude…I’m tellin’ ya….I was really wasted….the third time I took the right one and it got me home safely……

Kdo asi: Hospy v 19:28 | | Comments bitch

Hey folks!!!

How’s life threatin’ with you? Is it cool for ya? Long time no see.

I’ve got some news & some forgotten things to tell you about. I’ll try to find the right point where I shall start. But first of all I let you listen to one pretty brutal song of one amazing band called “all that remains”.

Dude, I’ve seen them live. It was last weekend at Abaton. These guy sare so mind-blowing. It was a cool gig. But what happened there. When I was passing my stuff to a lady from a cloak-room someone behind me said “Martin!!”.I was like "It can't be directed at me 'cause I don't know almost anyone  in Prague", anyway, I turned my head and saw my friend from Chomutov. Man,no men in the world would have expected her there. She’s like, you know, not that kind of girl who attends gigs like this one. That was a pretty big surprise. However let's get back to the gig. All that remains- ou yeah. Thereis a girl-basist and sometime she brutally screams, interesting. You could see that these guys were really enjoying the gig. And fuck man, that drummer was fucking unbelievable. His legs were so fucking fast. The singer is pretty cool dude. He screams, he sings, he can do anything and it will everytime sound good.there was also one band which could be mentioned. These guys are called“Deadlock”. After what I’d seen their music-video I didn’t feel myself tunned on their wave. I said to myself “ No, no, this is not my cup of tea.”. When I saw them live I was like “shit on my doorstep’, these guys really got me. That woman singer was really attractive and her voice so gorgeous…I'm telling you Every man in that club was crazy about her at the moment.She was awfully brutal good-looking....... But yeah, let’s get back to reality. I was there with one dude. we kinda hated each other but somehow we solve that problem. It's been like the second what we've seen each other and it was kinda brutal that day....it's a cool dude....you know what I took from that.....If you  don't know the other person in deed you shouldn't really say anything bad about him/her till you get known the person. Keep it on mind you little freakin'bitches who don't care.

These weeks’ve been kinda hectic for me. Too many things to do and stuff around, you know what I mean. Let’s start with some nasty shit what I have done to my roommate. If you've read my articles before, maybe you already know something about him. It was one day when I got really pissed off with hisirresponsible and unreliable behaviour. I was trying to get some sleep and he was like walking around my head (metaphoriclly speaking) all morning. So annoying. He left for work and I was slowly gettin' up. I was really pissed off that morning. I opened the refrigerator and looked around. if you saw our contents of our fridge you would drive nucking futs. There are two small bottles with holy water, two sticks of holy chalk and some picture with stones around, I bet also holy. I took one bottle of  that shit and tasted it. It tasted like normal water so that I spilt it out into the sink and filled it with normal water from a tap. I guess he will never figure it out. He is a jerk. I don't want toinsult him or something, but he behaves that way and I am a person who can accept it only if I can do something good for him in return :) so there he goes. Okay, let him be for a little while I will get back to him. Maybe it looks like I'm making him look bad but the opposite is the truth. I'm the poor person around here. I still hear something what jesus does and I don't respect that. Dude,it's a bunch of crap- That's what I would like to tell him.

Yesterday I got very pleasant information that really makes happy. Myr oommate is going to Slovakia for the whole week. I can't even imagine that. Itwill be such relaxation. Yeah and the second cool news is that my brother has a gig so I can finally see him with his new boys. It will be like a brutal set of bands on Valentine's day. Kinda weird day but I guess it's worthy to see that...

I've been through a few parties but what shall I tell ya about it? Nothing special happened. you know, just drinking and talking.

Shit aside.

That is interesting. I started to go out with one of my previous student. We went to the cinema to watch that new movie with Brad Pitt. Fuck, it was cool, a little bit longer, though. She is gorgeous but there is just one little thing which is really really really really annoying me about her, yeah yeah, like I said she is gorgeous however she could stop talking about her job and her problems there.It's like, we're talking about different things  but somehow she everytime finds the way to get to conversation about her job again. it looks like she's been working there for the whole life but the truth is, she's been there like for 6 months. We had had two dates so far. So what can I know.. It's just the beginning. It's a better example, though. I know one person and she always talks about men and Ican tell you, it's nothing pleasant. It's like, you spend with that girl 3hours for example and she spends 157 minutes on talking about men. It's disgusting. She is kinda a slutty girl.

I remember one cool thing and it's called "halo effect". Youknow what is it??? I tell you the definition of this. It's a drawing a general impression of an individual on a basis of a single characteristic. Maybe I should recall this a little bit more often and you should too.

this article is kinda shitty you can still learn something from this, though. I make an additional vocabulary for you. So here you go, look below, hope you don't feel sorrow.....just jamming

Addition for you:

Some words which can appear unclear to your mind because of extension of your vocabulary. Okay, let's do this.

mind-blowing- it's like breath-taking.

gig-koncik

cloak-room-satna

attend-navstevovat

tunned-nalazen, nalazeny

shit on my doorstep- to shag your mother in law while you are tottaly pissed. Pouzito mnou jako- to si delas prdel, to me poser.

irresponsible and unreliable behaviour- nezodpovedne a nespolehlive chovani

metaphorically speaking- obrazne receno

holy-svaty

in return- na oplatku

bunch of crap- hromada kecu

go nucking futs- go Fucking nuts- go mad

insult- urazit

however-nicmene-nevertheless

avoid- vyhnout se

otherwise- jinak

provoke-vyvolat,vyvolavat,

recall- vzpomenout si

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